The Art Of Learning to Swear

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The Art Of Learning to Swear

Postby Sire » Tue May 25, 2010 9:57 pm

I just got this one today and I laughed so hard I thought I would share it with you guys.

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we
started swearing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you
swear after me, ok?"

"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants
for breakfast.

"Oh, shit mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops"

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got
up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do
YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be fucking Coco Pops! :lol:

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Re: The Art Of Learning to Swear

Postby NerdieLeela » Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:28 am

Hahahahah! That's pretty darn funny. Not sure how I would react if I were a parent -- because that one liner following the kid going upstairs was pretty on-point and hilarious.

Thanks for sharing the clever joke. I always love silly anecdotal stories like these. :lol:
I really should read blogging for dummies. :P

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Re: The Art Of Learning to Swear

Postby Sire » Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:34 pm

I'm glad you liked it. :D


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