Barack Obama, Kevin Rudd And The Time Machine

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Barack Obama, Kevin Rudd And The Time Machine

Postby Sire » Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:01 pm

Barack Obama and Kevin Rudd, are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

Barack goes first. “What will the USA be like in 100 years time”

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”

Kevin thinks “Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks “What will Australia be like in 100 years time?”

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he's just staring at it.

“Come on Kev” says Barack, “What does it say”

Kevin replies, "Damned if I know! It's all in Arabic!”

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