The Rectum Stretcher

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The Rectum Stretcher

Postby Sire » Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:28 pm

OK, I don't care what anyone says, this one is funny.

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

And just what do you do?

I'm a rectum stretcher.

The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? ' he asked.

'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'


Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face...............PRICELESS

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