Kids Are Quick Off The Mark

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Kids Are Quick Off The Mark

Postby Sire » Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:39 pm

Here's an email I received today that I thought you might like.
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it..
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted
it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. :D
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy
his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. :lol:
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
HAROLD: A teacher :D
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Which one was your favorite?

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Re: Kids Are Quick Off The Mark

Postby GiveABrick » Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:21 am

Sire wrote:TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. :lol:

Which one was your favorite?


That one. Maybe it's just the music teacher in me but it made me giggle.

This came a close second though:

Sire wrote:TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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Re: Kids Are Quick Off The Mark

Postby Sire » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:31 pm

Mine was this one,
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

but yours was good too. ;)

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Re: Kids Are Quick Off The Mark

Postby TylinaVespart » Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:35 am

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


That one was my favourite :) Got a good giggle out of most of them though.


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