Some Little Johnny Jokes

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Some Little Johnny Jokes

Postby Sire » Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:29 am

For as long as I can remember I have always liked little Johnny jokes, and no matter how often I hear them I still find them funny. Here's a few I received in an email today.

Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds,
Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said,
'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied,
'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. 'Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ?'

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied,
'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the postman wants to buy Mom .'

That's it for today. :D

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Re: Some Little Johnny Jokes

Postby SherylLoch » Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:06 pm

You have to love Little Johnny.
He is a little bit of every kid in the world.
Ok, maybe I just see a little bit of me in his rational thinking! :lol:

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Re: Some Little Johnny Jokes

Postby Sire » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:41 pm

Your not kidding, little Johnny rocks. Considering how long he's been around you could even say he's ageless. :lol:


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