The Good Old Days And Other Stories

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The Good Old Days And Other Stories

Postby Sire » Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:28 pm

I did a post a little while back called, The Good Old Days In Regards To Shopping, which is a great for this next joke.

"When I were a lad, Ya mum would send me down to da corner store wiv' a dollar, and I'd come back wiv' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs.

Yer can't do that now...too many fucken security cameras."


Yeah, a bit short which is why I thought I would slip in another one. ;)

OK, this next one is totally sexist and is only meant to instruct men how not to speak to their sons.

Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

' Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

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