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by Sire
Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:01 pm
Forum: Comedy Corner
Topic: Barack Obama, Kevin Rudd And The Time Machine
Replies: 0
Views: 15843

Barack Obama, Kevin Rudd And The Time Machine

Barack Obama and Kevin Rudd, are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barack goes first. “What will the USA be like in 100 years time” The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads ...
by Sire
Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:47 pm
Forum: Latest news
Topic: Forum Rules!
Replies: 4
Views: 63007

Re: Forum Rules!

Mitch wrote:And that's a strange response, I must say.

I think I've found my first spammer Mitch. :twisted:
by Sire
Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:59 am
Forum: Comedy Corner
Topic: Conquer The Scots
Replies: 0
Views: 15803

Conquer The Scots

Edward I of England comes to Scotland to conquer the Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him. As he nears the battlefield, where there suddenly appears a solitary figure on the crest of the hill. A short, ginger-haired guy in a kilt. 'Come up here, ya English bastards, and I'll give ye a hammerin'!' Edw...
by Sire
Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:43 am
Forum: Comedy Corner
Topic: The Nurse And The Patients Testicles LOL
Replies: 0
Views: 15855

The Nurse And The Patients Testicles LOL

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don...
by Sire
Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:38 am
Forum: Comedy Corner
Topic: Abstaining From Sex
Replies: 0
Views: 16988

Abstaining From Sex

A young couple wanted to join the church, the priest told them, "We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the church. When the priest ushered them into his office, the...
by Sire
Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:25 am
Forum: Comedy Corner
Topic: Bob Digs His Own Grave
Replies: 0
Views: 15421

Bob Digs His Own Grave

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?' His wife is puzzled and ...
by Sire
Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:16 am
Forum: Comedy Corner
Topic: For Those Over 60
Replies: 0
Views: 15681

For Those Over 60

Just an insight into what we have to look forward to. Which one did you like the most? :) FAMILY Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses... She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the ...
by Sire
Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:03 pm
Forum: The Welcome Mat
Topic: Hey everyone!
Replies: 6
Views: 6716

Re: Hey everyone!

TylinaVespart wrote:I think most of my blogger friends are already here lol. Might prod Travis later too though :)

I'm not sure I know Travis, but if you know him I'm sure he'd be a great addition to the gang.
by Sire
Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:02 pm
Forum: Comedy Corner
Topic: A Joke About Three Nuns And A Priest
Replies: 0
Views: 16262

A Joke About Three Nuns And A Priest

Whilst bathing, Father Bob went to his room to get a soap, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's...
by Sire
Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:38 am
Forum: Google Adsense
Topic: AdSense Issue
Replies: 2
Views: 17851

Re: AdSense Issue

I'm sure that once you remove any offending material you will have satisfied the TOS. I had a quick look at your blog and I noticed that most of them are YouTube videos and I'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with embedding these into your posts. As to working out which ones are to be considered s...

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